A mind is a terrible organ to shovel

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want!

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:48:44 -0400

So tell me what you want, what you really, really want before i disembowel you and sacrifice your remains to the almighty dark lord Satan.

makeawishitsadream: If you say that you’ve never had a crush on...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:42:33 -0400

makeawishitsadream:

If you say that you’ve never had a crush on an animated character

You

are

LYING.

tastefullyoffensive: Fallen Princesses by Dina Goldstein

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:41:05 -0400

Snowy

Rapunzel

Cinder

Jasmine

Beauty

Not-So-Little Red Riding Hood

Ariel

Pocahontas

tastefullyoffensive:

Fallen Princesses by Dina Goldstein

Guuurl I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want!

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:39:27 -0400

So tell me what you want, what you really, really want

10 Literary Maladies

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:39:45 -0400

10 Literary Maladies:

amandaonwriting:

Medical & Psychological Syndromes Named After Literary Characters

1. Rapunzel Syndrome

Named after the lovely Brothers Grimm’s fairy tale princess with amazingly long-flowing hair. Medically called trichobezoar, this rare condition is characterized by intestinal obstruction caused by hair ingestion, and occurs mostly in patients diagnosed with from trichotillomania, a psychological condition manifested by an uncontrollable urge to pull out head and body hair.

2. Othello Syndrome

Named after the Shakespearean character that murdered his wife out of intense distrust. Also called delusional jealousy, it describes a person’s stubborn belief that their mate is being unfaithful; and would therefore make incessant groundless accusations of infidelity, taking considerable pains to test their mate’s trustworthiness even to the extent of displaying stalking and violent behavior.

3. Lady Windermere Syndrome

Named after the vivacious but meticulous, difficult woman, the main character from an Oscar Wilde’s play. This mycobacterial lung disease exhibits symptoms as persistent cough, shortness of breath and lethargy; and is typically treated with strong antibiotics and anti-tuberculosis drugs.

4. Peter Pan Syndrome

Named after the well-loved J.M. Barrie character that simply refuses to grow up. Accepted in popular psychology, people with this syndrome display immaturity in most areas of his life; they shun responsibility, oppose accepted norms, focus more on fantasies than on reality and often need to be mothered.

5. Mowgli Syndrome

Named after the main character in “The Jungle Book” by Rudyard Kipling. This syndrome is used to describe children with weak mental and/or physical traits, especially those who have suffered tremendous emotional stress due to parental neglect and abuse. It is also used to refer to children who grew up without the influence of human contact, such as those said to be raised by wild animals.

6. Cinderella’s Syndrome

Named after Charles Perrault’s fairy tale character popularized by Disney. Adopted children or stepchildren may sometimes be observed as having this syndrome; they would make up outrageous stories about how they were abused and/or abandoned by their adoptive mothers or stepmothers.

7. Pickwickian Syndrome

Named after an excessively fat boy named Joe Pickwick, a character in Charles Dickens’ very first novel. Medically known as obesity hypoventilation syndrome, this medical condition involves the combination of excessive obesity and obstructive sleep apnea, a life-threatening disorder characterized by repetitive breathing interruptions during sleep.

8. Huckleberry Finn’s Syndrome

Named after a very popular adventurous boy-character created by the great American writer Mark Twain. This condition refers to the habitual neglect of responsibilities by kids of superior intelligence because of parental disapproval and feelings of rejection; or the inability to adjust socially and psychologically of normal/bright children born to mentally impaired parents.

9. Dorian Gray Syndrome

Named after the character from Oscar Wilde’s novel about a handsome young man who desires his picture would grow old instead of himself. This describes people who are overly critical of their own physical appearance despite the lack of any defects. They have difficulty dealing with aging; and thus, try to cling to their youth by depending heavily on cosmetic procedures and products.

10. Alice in Wonderland Syndrome

Named after the curious wandering character from Lewis Carroll’s most famous work. This neurological disorder is a condition wherein a person suffers from visual image distortions, perceiving parts of their body or any other objects as having been altered in size. Though most closely linked with migraine, it is also a sign of epilepsy, mononucleosis and hallucinogenic drug consumption.

From healthmad.com

orionfalls: Q’d

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:49:42 -0400

orionfalls:

Q’d

winrylicious: The jokes I did not understand as a child

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:42:41 -0400

winrylicious:

The jokes I did not understand as a child

I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:20:21 -0400

I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking

the-science-of-destruction: cheesings: do you ever just look at a celebrity and not worship them...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:19:22 -0400

the-science-of-destruction:

cheesings:

do you ever just look at a celebrity and not worship them and not want to have sex with them but you just really really want to sit down have a fucking cup of coffee with them

YES.

rave-master-glory: existentialubersmench: necromorph-slayinglov...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:08:28 -0400

rave-master-glory:

existentialubersmench:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon

holy SHIT

My thoughts EXACTLY

chirart: jhameia: Cover of Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” on the koto...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:44:47 -0400

chirart:

jhameia:

Cover of Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” on the koto and shakuhachi by Team Kozan

that shakuhachi player is really rocking it

there’s nothing I don’t love about this

Principal fires security guards to hire art teachers — and transforms elementary school

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:27:29 -0400

Principal fires security guards to hire art teachers — and transforms elementary school:

beadboy:

knitmeapony:

Orchard Gardens, a school in Roxbury, Mass., had been plagued by bad test scores and violence — but one principal’s idea to fire the security guards and hire art teachers is helping turn it around.

So when you start caring about kids, giving them options and hope, and stop treating them like criminals and warehousing them, they start to improve? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT.

OOPS LOOKS LIKE ART AND MUSIC AND DANCE AND THEATER ARE IMPORTANT.

This should be known to all principles everywhere.

"Because the world isn't as bad as you think." - Celty...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:05:32 -0400

"Because the world isn't as bad as you think." - Celty Sturluson

terra-mater: 15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:05:11 -0400

terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

Source

lucifers-ballsack: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:04:21 -0400

lucifers-ballsack:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

And then the art style changed….

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:15:50 -0400

And then the art style changed….

Photo

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:11:45 -0400

chickensandwich: i honestly don’t care about how people feel about me. i wasn’t put on this earth...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:08:19 -0400

chickensandwich:

i honestly don’t care about how people feel about me. i wasn’t put on this earth to live up to your expectations. you can say some truly nasty things about me but at the end of the day, you don’t know me. you don’t know if any of the things you say are true. the only people whos opinions matter to me are the people that i love.

too bad suckers, we’ve been here all along

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 14:01:59 -0400

too bad suckers, we’ve been here all along

Photo

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 14:00:41 -0400