May 2013
sharpflatpianoforte:
does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs to figure out what part of the text they are saying idk bye
dietchola:
this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
titytwochainz:
you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
If it’s my house
I’M PLAYER ONE
NO EXCEPTIONS
trehugger:
today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the...
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morristibbs:
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
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peevesies:
peevesies:
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
whY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
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lunadivider:
I don’t know if theres too much porn on my blog or not enough
not enough enough is never enough
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gllob:
am i in love or am i horny
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iamtonysexual:
jonandtheon:
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jonandtheon:
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
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claydols:
*moves vibrating playstation controller near my crotch area*
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vibesflint:
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
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“Why is there very little utility to women’s clothing? Why don’t we get pockets...”
– Kara, “The Feminist and the Handbag” (via athenasaurus)
Oh lord, don’t get me started on this. This is a little thing that highlights a big equality problem between men and women. We need the same supplies as men to do the same job. When I stocked shelves it was impossible to find pants that would...
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ballerinahomicide:
trapghoul:
the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.
lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????
most accurate post on tumblr
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So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made...
consultingmoosecaptain:
fuckingmultiverse:
letsgivethesekidsashow:
honeychildplease:
I’m quite pleased with this.
Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.
WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT
I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT
I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY
THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”
(physically restrains self...
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ninjasso:
Hey guys, you know this?
Well, it’s canon.
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m-ignon:
dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
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ALL ENDINGS ARE ALSO BEGINNINGS: Characters With... →
ghostflowerdreams:
I came across a writer wanting advice when it comes to characters that wear glasses. They want to be realistic and write a main character that actually needs them and isn’t just wearing glasses because they’re a “nerd” or to make them look “smart”.
So I’m writing this…
bandbutts:
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
Cosmo Sex Tip #676
shoe-inhibitions:
When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
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dontcrosscross:
Out Of A Whole Planet’s Population, One Hero Will Be Chosen: It’s Probably Going To Be A White Dude
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lunadivider:
I get personally offended when people unfollow me, like think about it. Someone made a conscious decision to stop seeing you on tumblr. That makes me sad
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orinfear:
give me my narratives about powerful woman-heroes, unapologetic woman-destroyers, women who are good and kind, women who are bright and bubbly, women who are crushed by the weight of their ghosts, women who do not fight but who take names in their own kinds of battle
give me diverse women in your story or go home
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When people don't understand
Harry Potter fans: muggles
Mortal Instruments fans: mundanes
Percy Jackson fans: mortals
Tumblr: peasants
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Reblog this if you've ever desperately, totally...
travellersinthisland:
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captain-kirks-perfect-hair:
I want to know that I’m not alone in this…
Every single day
every second of my waking life and every moment of my dreaming one
24/7
middle earth
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